Fate fell short
Otherwise known as oh my god, faster...and occasionally get off me. Nah, I'm just messing with you.
19, Hamilton/ Oshawa Ontario.
The days are playing tricks on me…
I never imagined it possible to have both an incredible and terrible day, all at the same time. I went out last night and didn’t return until 6am- because I had an incredible night. I must have left out the part where I had to be up today for 8am to spend the entire damn day at Wonderland where I did little to nothing, except feel the effects of both exhaustion and what feels like heat stroke. Either way, can’t be brought down after last night :) I wanted my sign, and I got it- after I had given up on it.
The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable.
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If I walk into my kitchen one day and find this…my life will be complete.
wow
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‘Erotica’ with the SWATH cast - Reading ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’
Damn, I love a good dramatic reading of bad erotica.
(brb, got to catch my breath)
AHAHAHAH.
(Charlize Theron, I love your style.)
HAHAHAH KRISTEN I LOVE YOU HOLY SHIT
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hahahahahahahaahaha
DYING, OMG
Hahahah
Holy shit, this really made me laugh! I don’t always experience this, but occasionally my thighs rub when I’m running, SO annoying!!
hahahahahah
this is adorable. yes.
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DEAR GOD NOT THIS. I’M IN THE WEIRD PART OF TUMBLR AGAIN.
I cannot explain how hard I just laughed at this. omg.
IM LAUGHING AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIMEOH GOD. OH IT HURTS TO BREATHE
This is beautiful.
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I’m pretty sure I somehow skipped the young, carefree stage of life and went straight to being bitter and resentful.
Oh my god, this is beyond truth.
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