We're all in the same boat, and it's leaking...

If ever you've wondered what a lanky-ass Swedish guy thinks about on a routine basis, well honey you've hit the jackpot. The name's Theo, I'm 20 years-old, and I like people, places and things. By places, I mean my room and the kitchen. Enjoy the shitstorm my friends...

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m0rtality 3231 ♥ 05.18.13

Are we special or just weird?: stockinettestitch: confusedtree: Earlier today this one girl was...

confusedtree:

stockinettestitch:

confusedtree:

Earlier today this one girl was talking about how racism only happens if you’re too sensitive and that words are just words and that rather than being offended by how dismissive of the experiences of people who deal with racism she was being, you should just be like her and not let it affect you. Then she announced that she was going to smoke a bowl and watch this week’s Game of Thrones and not care about any of this

Having just started A Feast For Crows earlier last week I went ahead and spoiled the next two seasons of Game of Thrones for her but don’t worry it’s okay, words only have the meaning you give them so she can just conveniently forget who any of the characters are forever and it’ll be fine

KHALEESI

THE NEXT TIME YOU MAKE A MORONIC BLOG POST IT WILL BE THE LAST TIME YOU HAVE A BLOG *is gorgeous and blonde*

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confusedtree 3413 ♥ 05.18.13

waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate

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waitinforthebus 82483 ♥ 05.18.13

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depthsinme 2564 ♥ 05.18.13

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adamsbeanies 548 ♥ 05.18.13

thesonicscrew:

The most impressive one because it actually looks like she’s saying that..

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afeastforkings 34271 ♥ 05.18.13

zapppping:

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

omg

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markohppus 122833 ♥ 05.18.13

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jcap 1855 ♥ 05.18.13

aiclan:

nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go noOT NOOT

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aiclan 26389 ♥ 05.17.13

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v-a-g-i-n-a 83833 ♥ 05.17.13

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